The ‘Are You A Dubtard’ Quiz
Ok. I like Burial as much as the next guy, and the stuff James Blake is doing is pretty cool, but otherwise, I just totally don’t get dubstep. And the fact that everyone who seems to like dubstep is either sketch or a bro-tard doesn’t encourage me to try to figure it out either. Also our downstairs neighbour is always blasting dubstep till 4 am and my roommate and I are about ready to bring a jihad down on his ass. So here’s a little bit of revenge on him, this little quiz we wrote, which is hopefully going to rack up a million hits.
1. What aspect of music do you consider most important:
a) Melody
b) Rhythm
c) Lyrics
d) Wub wub wub wub wub wub
2. What is your ideal live music experience?
a) Moshing in a pit with a bunch of other amped up dudes
b) Dancing at the club with hot chicks
c) Chillin’ at the bar and watching the band
d) Who cares as long as there are plenty of trendy, designer drugs around?
3. How would you rate your hearing ability?
a) I can hear just fine
b) What?
c) Did you say something?
d) “Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
4. What kind of words would you use to describe the music you like?
a) Tight, solid, phat
b) Wicked, awesome
c) Groovy, trippy
d) Dirty, filthy, disgusting, SHIT ON MY FACE
5. What is your favourite dance move?
a) Fist pump
b) Um…actual dancing?
c) Macarena
d) Whatever the fuck this chick is doing (see below)
If you answered “d” alot, then, uh, yeah…
