Picnicface member/comedian Mark Little had a great joke in one of his stand-ups about how in order to pick up girls in club’s he’d need to resort to unorthodox tactics. One of his lines was, “I’ll make love to you girl…I’ll make love to you like a Jethro Tull album…awkwardly! And with a flute!” (Unfortunately it’s not in the clip above, I can’t for the life of me find the one that has it).
I thought it was fucking hilarious and one time when I was at Dance Cave I used it on some chick and believe it or not, she started dancing with me. Which was also hilarious.
So while I was at work yesterday I thought up a bunch of other great ones and then proceeded to piss off (and creep out) a couple girls at Dance Cave last night with them, though most of the girls just thought they were funny.
Either way, it was very entertaining for me. Here are a bunch of them for your amusement.
“I’ll make love to you girl, I’ll make love to you like…”
A Postal Service album…tediously! And with my computer!
A Pink Floyd album…Contemplatively! And in time with the Wizard of Oz!
A Radiohead album…depressingly! And with a glockenspiel!
A King Crimson album…Epicly! And for eight minutes at a time!
A White Stripes album…In red, white and black! And with my sister/ex-wife!
A Fleetwood Mac album…Excessively! And while dangerously high on cocaine!
An ELO album…Enjoyably! And with an orchestra!
A Joy Division album…Morbidly! And while having a seizure!
A Cure album…Romantically! And while wearing more make up than you!
A Smiths album…Celibately! And while trying to convince you to become a vegetarian!
A Strokes album…Really well the first two times! Disappointingly the third!
Feel free to add your own in the comments