My One True Love…

As all those who read my blog/follow me on Twitter/stalk me on Facebook/talk to me in RL know, this week hasn’t been the best week of my life. But I just want to say thank you to the only one who’s stuck with me through the hard times, the good times, the ups, the downs, the turnarounds, and such and such. That’s right. I’m talking, of course, about my iPhone.
When I was sad or angry, my iPhone sang to me.
When I needed to talk to a kind friend, my iPhone was there for me.

When I was lost, my iPhone’s Mapquest feature guided me and told me how long it would take to get where I was going.
When I needed a chai tea to calm my sore throat, my iPhone made it for me.
When I forgot to get my little brother a birthday present, my iPhone ran over to Toys R’ Us, picked him up Medal Of Honor: Heroes 2 for Wii and made a card for him saying it was from me.
When I fell asleep while finishing up my English paper, due the next day and worth %100 of my grade, my iPhone tucked me into bed and finished it for me. I got an A.

And it bought me a book about Richard Branson.
I love you, iPhone…

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12198637021060876215 Add

    Too bad it's no good as an actual phone.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01831558390002531793 M. Z. Gold

    you know what? I used to get all kinds of radiation holding my phone to my head, now i just use the headphones. I used to miss all kinds of all calls while I was walking around listening to music, now, while I've got the headphones in my ears, it pauses the music and rings so I know someone's calling me. It fucking kicks ass as a phone.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02333338687643717669 Sarah

    totally absurd iPhilia makes for a delightful post. i just stumbled upon your blogspot while doing some research on Sara Lownds for a project. amusing blog